I'm not kidding, it was a fucking serious question. But it was also something of a joke.
Since the forum mods aren't chosen correctly as it seems, and all of our rights of the constitution are taken away in the BBS i'll have to post it here, see if anyone comments on it, hopefully they will, because I'm interested in seeing what people will say.

The topic stated "What if god was one of us..." and the post said "... Just a stranger on the bus." yes it rhymes hee hee hee, get your laugh out of it, then put down what you think if god actually was one of us.

Black person greetings!

What's crackin'...
Homeskillet
Homie
Homedawg
Homie-(insert first letter of persons name)

What's hap-nin
Homebwai
homejergi

I orgasm so much at the thought of dippin' dotrs, I love them so much! Any comments?

Well,if no one has noticed, you probably won't though, I made my banner all by myself! yaaay! I did something!

COmment me on how awesome I am!

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Well, I have been p[racticing real life drawing, none of that anime crap that anyone can draw, like naruto, and the 10,000,000,000,000,000 other anime shows...

Anyway, I finally found my steady hand to do it's best magic, and got this girl naturally pose, and I worked about 30-40 min. well pocrastinating of course.... anyway, I think it turned out great, and this is not STOLEN. Look on the web everywhere, you won't find it. She loved it, but shes not my girlfriend, ive been thinking about something though... ;). So tell me what you tink, if anybody wants to know, the lip effect was done with using her lip gloss, I think it looks great, what do you think?

I will make a post about the people specificially, who have helped me get a better whistle, ever since I was garabage, I have been flagging reviews everytime I come to newgrounds...

Here is the list of people, along with a link to there userpage, and what kind of whislte they have!

soulknight96 - Diety
He has posted large amounts of abusive reviews, making it really easy to get whislte points fast!

idiot-finder - Diety
He's always in the forum, giving abusive review after another.

95wave - Diety
He always seems to find a good gold mine, for quick abusive review spotting.

zoke - Diety
Good abusive review spotter, every abusive review, is really abusive.
recently reached Diety, Nice job zoke!

yoshi77777 - Diety
Nice guy, finds a good amount of reviews, stays on the forum much.

jokerscard - Diety
He mostly finds stuff from the audio portal, finds good ones too. Nice job getting back up to gold!

I will be making it longer as more people keep helping me get my whistle alot better!

Ok, I was bored and had not much need of the news thingy, so when I have a good amount of time on my hands I will post a bunch of random stuff, eventually going into something then alot of other stuff too, just see what you think And if you think about clicking a button I will coome to your house and rape you and everyone else there, have a nice day after that.

Has anyone seen these muthafugin GPS or Z system they have these days? there commercials are all about falling in love with them, and they end up cheating on them.

Hurray for donky kong, making this world even more of a shit hole then it was before it!

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. WTF!?!? Fuck off retards in Philly, yes that's where they made it.

I would like to thank the people at my house, for giving me absolutely no support in writing this! Infact my dad made it worse by molesting me, waking my mom with a 9 iron golf club, and eating my brothers middle finger, shitting it out, then fingering him with it. Wait it's not over!!

It is said that there are hundreds of way to fix scratches on a disc, here are results I tested just yesterday. I put a scratche as similar as possible on a media disc for the xbox 360, it was a small movie I made, with a camera, bout 1 min. made lots of copies, then I tested each one!

Creamy peanut butter - F+ It played for about 10 seconds, then a message appeard "did you just try using fucking peanut butter to fic your disc, bitch you a dumb mutherfucka!"
Petroleum Jelly - D- It worked for... nothing, said unreadable
Table wax spray - C it worked, but with skips ever 2 seconds
brass polish - FUCKING FAIL LIKE SHIT!
Last one dammit!!
Crest Tartar toothpaste - C+ Worked ok then a message appeard "Fuck you, you put toothpaste on a brush, not yo CD... FUCKHEAD"

Well that's about it. I'll be back in a week or sooner, but now heres my random funny picture of the... news...post...watever...... liek ZOMFGLOLROFLLMAOWTFBBQINSANANTONIO

Hey guys, since I have been playing Xbox 360 live, and offline, my parents have hidden the controllers! And I only get them back once a day, once I finish my homework, so it sucks, and yet it doesn't because I felt like I was getting lonely, because the only good games, where people aren't asshole most of the time, is where you can barely find the right person that connects to you not naming any games ehem* cough* cough** oh, Crackdown... yeah like Crackdown.

So I will be coming on NG more often, yaaay! And I have my 45' Plasma full HDTV in another room, and it won't fit where I connect the cable, and the port to the Xbox360, so I have to use this crappy huge 1990's TV, that's like only 15' like a year after the TV became color. And Xbox360 with Full HD is AMAZING! If anyone has seen it in realy life you know exactly what i'm talking about, because theres no other way to see what it looks like, except in real life.

In the end, when I do play Xbox360, it's when I have my homework done, which is usualy an hour after school, I will only usualy play with no Xbox Live! Unless anyone has any ideas on how to fit my 45' in this room, it's quite small, and I don't have much things to stand it on, the only thing that would work is a cardboard box, but everyone knows why I can't use that! So I will be coming on NG a whole lot more! Wow, that end wasn't as short as I thought it would be, whatever! MORE NG FOR MEEE!!!