Ok, I was bored and had not much need of the news thingy, so when I have a good amount of time on my hands I will post a bunch of random stuff, eventually going into something then alot of other stuff too, just see what you think And if you think about clicking a button I will coome to your house and rape you and everyone else there, have a nice day after that.

Has anyone seen these muthafugin GPS or Z system they have these days? there commercials are all about falling in love with them, and they end up cheating on them.

Hurray for donky kong, making this world even more of a shit hole then it was before it!

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. WTF!?!? Fuck off retards in Philly, yes that's where they made it.

I would like to thank the people at my house, for giving me absolutely no support in writing this! Infact my dad made it worse by molesting me, waking my mom with a 9 iron golf club, and eating my brothers middle finger, shitting it out, then fingering him with it. Wait it's not over!!

It is said that there are hundreds of way to fix scratches on a disc, here are results I tested just yesterday. I put a scratche as similar as possible on a media disc for the xbox 360, it was a small movie I made, with a camera, bout 1 min. made lots of copies, then I tested each one!

Creamy peanut butter - F+ It played for about 10 seconds, then a message appeard "did you just try using fucking peanut butter to fic your disc, bitch you a dumb mutherfucka!"
Petroleum Jelly - D- It worked for... nothing, said unreadable
Table wax spray - C it worked, but with skips ever 2 seconds
brass polish - FUCKING FAIL LIKE SHIT!
Last one dammit!!
Crest Tartar toothpaste - C+ Worked ok then a message appeard "Fuck you, you put toothpaste on a brush, not yo CD... FUCKHEAD"

Well that's about it. I'll be back in a week or sooner, but now heres my random funny picture of the... news...post...watever...... liek ZOMFGLOLROFLLMAOWTFBBQINSANANTONIO